Physical Fitness Exercise Programs

A guy calls a weight loss company and order their 5 day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door, and their stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
The sign reads. "if you catch me, you can have me."
She introduces herself as a Representative of the weight loss company.

Without a second thought he is off after her.

A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the 5th day, he weighs himself, and is delighted to see that he has indeed lost 10 pounds.

He calls the company and orders the 5 day, 20 lb. program.
The next day there is a knock on the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:
"If you can catch me, you can have me."

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually gettingin better and better shape. Much to his delight on the 5th day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he lost another 20 pounds.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day 70 lb. program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone."This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replied, " I haven’t felt this good in years…"
The next day there is a knock on the door; and when he opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there with nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads," If I catch you, your butt’s mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.
Dedicated to my dear friend SuziQ211.

YIKES! I guess that poor feller lost his @$$ on that one. hahahaha

Great joke, Bro! God Bless!